Ep 79: How Dare You, Mr Potter!
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2016
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and U.K. comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:08.7 | Our contestants are waving at each other right now. Everybody is selfless and friendly. I need you to get vicious, you guys. I need you to get the eye of the goddamn tiger. |
| 0:20.4 | Stop with the kissy face. |
| 0:22.1 | What the hell? |
| 0:23.4 | All right. |
| 0:24.1 | Well, let there be peace on earth and let it begin with international waters, I guess. |
| 0:27.2 | I guess. Playing for the country that is so hot, it's considering taking off one of its cardigans from Russell Howard's good news and her upcoming Edinburgh Fringe show. |
| 0:56.1 | I just love to say Edinburgh. |
| 0:57.4 | Edinburgh Fringe show. |
| 0:58.5 | What is that lady doing? |
| 0:59.6 | It's Lou Sanders. |
| 1:00.5 | Welcome back, Lou Sanders. |
| 1:01.3 | Hello, thanks for having me. |
| 1:03.5 | I should have cough before the radio. |
| 1:06.1 | Oh, damn it. |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah, you really should have, Lou. |
| 1:07.8 | Oh, blast. |
| 1:08.7 | You also had a bongo just moments ago. Where'd your bongo go? |
| 1:11.7 | It's here. |
| 1:12.8 | I'm playing in, if anyone does a good joke. |
| 1:15.7 | If anyone does a good joke, I'll bongo then. |
| 1:17.9 | So far, it's not needed. |
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