Ep. 7 To Life and to the Double Fist twist!
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2012
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
In episode seven of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May gets personal about why he stopped smoking weed. We play a clip from Howard Stern, where the popular radio show host mentions Ralphie's dog donation, and we get hot and heavy in the kitchen with Tabitha Stevens in "Cooking with Porn Stars." The band of the week is Glossary.
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| 0:00.0 | By the way, I did get a letter, Robin, from Ralphie Mae. |
| 0:02.6 | You know Ralphie. |
| 0:03.4 | Yes, the comedian. |
| 0:05.0 | Mr. Stern, I just wanted to write you today to express my condolences for your loss. |
| 0:10.0 | And he goes on to talk about his dogs and that he lost his dog. |
| 0:16.0 | And he says that he wanted to let me know. |
| 0:20.0 | He made a substantial donations of the North Shore Animal League |
| 0:22.4 | in memory of Bianca my dog how is Ralphie because the last time we talked about him he was having |
| 0:28.1 | some health issues well he signs it imperfectly yours so maybe maybe his health is that great |
| 0:33.1 | yeah i like the house too cold |
| 0:42.3 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:45.3 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:48.3 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:51.3 | scares me when she's driving And that always causes a fight |
| 0:56.0 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:59.0 | And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:02.0 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:09.0 | Oh those things you do |
| 1:11.6 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:14.6 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:16.6 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:19.6 | Sometimes you're not right |
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