Elizabeth Warren has released details of her health care plan.

The plan entitled Pay Now, die later, is estimated to cost $56 billion in added expenses.

But Warren says that will be paid for with the tax on billionaires as soon as they return

from their tax-free retreats in the Cayman Islands.

Warren says not a single penny of the plan will be paid for by the middle class because

we're all in this together and no one will be left behind and it's time to make a difference.

And yeah, the middle class will basically be taxed out of existence, paying for the whole

thing.

And the positive side, Warren says that under her plan, instead of being ripped off by private

insurance companies who take your money and then fail to pay when catastrophic illness strikes,

you'll be ripped off by the United States government.

We'll take your money and then turn every hospital into a cross between the VA and the DMV

so that you wait online so long you finally beg to die, wear upon they kill you, and congratulate

themselves on their fast, efficient service.

After all, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

What's more, the Warren plan will increase the efficiency of doctors by bathing them in

magic efficiency dust, which will cause them to forget they have no reason to be more

efficient because the government will pay them the same thing no matter what.

Plus, everyone will be healthier because of public service announcements telling them

not to eat eggs.

Until we find out eggs are good for you when there will be announcements telling you to

eat eggs, but too late since you've already died from too few eggs, thus saving government

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