Since James O'Keefe's project Veritas revealed a video showing that ABC News spiked the Jeffrey Epstein story three years ago,

ABC News issued a statement in its own defense.

The statement was released by an ABC executive wearing a raincoat and nothing else.

And was delivered to several female members of the press when he opened the raincoat to reveal that he was holding the statement in his hand

and didn't need to open the raincoat, but just thought the ladies would get a kick out of seeing the very special thing he was hiding inside.

The statement reads, quote,

We at ABC News are committed to the highest level of journalism we can achieve without exposing Democrats who rape little girls.

In this case, any serious student of journalism will understand that this story came to us while Hillary Clinton was running for president

and it was far more important that we protect Bill Clinton from being exposed for statutory rape than that we protect young women from being enslaved and abused by a predator linked to every powerful man on earth, including the royal family.

Speaking of which, Dutchess Kate Middleton is sporting an all-new collegiate look this winter and we'll be leading with that story instead of this one because after all, we're ABC News.

And while it's true we may have covered up for a monster, leaving his victims to suffer at his hands while the rich and powerful use them at will for their own pleasure,

it's not like we didn't report on other incidents of sexual predation.

Like that time we reported how Brett Kavanaugh left a trail of murdered women wherever he spread his reign of terror according to anonymous sources who had even more anonymous sources living inside their heads who also told them about the Martian invasion, which will be reporting on instead of this because after all, we're ABC News.

The important thing is that eventually the guilty were punished because after all Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin show.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

All right, still in Boston leaving today and I'll be back in the studio tomorrow, something kind of remarkable happened to me in Boston College yesterday, something actually kind of disgraceful, disgraceful to Boston College at least.

But it was almost kind of a parable written by God. So I'll tell you about that in a minute.

But first I want to tell you about the thoughts that came out of that was the major one being is that it's time for us to understand that we have to protect our women and children from the left.

We have to protect our women because the left sexual values have left them open to predation on a mass scale whether the predatory man is on the left like Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, Al Gore, Lockhart Steel, Kevin Spacey, Hamilton Fish or Michael Areski's or on the right like Roger Ailes.

The values that are being acted on are left wing values that purport to liberate us and make us equal.

But in fact, turn women into play things of the powerful, unprotected by any public awareness of what femininity really is because the left denies the worth of femininity.

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