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Beto O'Rourke has dropped out of the 2020 presidential race. The man who once said he was

born to run for president, discovered that in fact he was born to run for president

and sink lower and lower in the polls while he began desperately spewing, increasingly

inane, unconstitutional and anti-American nonsense until he had so utterly humiliated

himself and any noble cause he once may have mistakenly thought he represented, that

even audiences holding printed instructions on when to cheer, felt their attention drifting

and began to wish they had joined the political party that still eats a chick filet, where

the sandwiches are just so very, very good. Beto was born to then resign in lonely disgrace

and having already literally eaten dirt after his defeat in the Texas Senate race, he was

born to try to find something even more disgusting to put in his mouth to mark what is almost

certainly the end of an ill-conceived political career.

It seems like only yesterday Beto was a floppy haired make-believe candidate who displayed

a puppy-like enthusiasm as he grabbed the constitution in his teeth and shook it to

tatters. And now, like the protagonist of a Greek tragedy, who understands the full scope

of his destiny only too late, O'Rourke must wander the world seeking some way to cope

with the fact that this, this complete ruin, this utter failure, this was what he was

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