Infants calling colab. Come in colab. Infants calling colab. Come in colab.

This is colab. What is wanted?

Infants having been curious and playfully engaged in all things desire further whatever you got for me

by revisiting some of my favorite mini-sodes and something something about a veil.

Keep on listening then and your request shall be granted all for the greater good.

All about the greater good.

I am, I am Superman and I can't do any day.

This is Infants on Throne.

Mini-sode.

Welcome back to Infants on Throne. I'm Glenn Osland and I'm going to try something today.

I've been thinking about this for a while. I don't know if it's going to work or not but that doesn't always stop us from doing stuff.

I'm going to try this out.

When I was a senior at Brigham Young University, I took an English class and we're talking about probably 1996.

It was a satire class and it was my seminar class. I think it was called where I had to write the equivalent of a master's thesis basically for my bachelor's degree in English.

We had some options on what we could do. We could either write a report or create some satire of our own.

So I took the second option and I created a character called Stephen Erassas Knudsen III that to me epitomized all of the things that I really hated about Mormon culture.

I was still a believing Mormon at this point but I really did not like what I was seeing in some of the students around me, some of the missionaries that I'd been mission companions with.

And so Stephen Erassas Knudsen was a way of venting this. So what you're about to hear is what I wrote back in 1996.

I've used it on blogs since then there may be a handful of people who are familiar with this but I doubt it. So here we go.

The life and times of Stephen Erassas Knudsen III.

Brother Stephen Erassas Knudsen III was born April 6 1966 in Sunnyvale, Utah.

The oldest of three children, Stephen lived a life of near perfection, gaining exaltation through translation and the twinkling of an eye on his 33rd birthday, April 6 1999 at precisely 6.32 a.m.

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