Ep 791 – MFM: Hobbit Gospel Truths

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Glenn reads an actual blog post written by an actual True Believing Mormon that actually compares the actual gospel to all things Tolkien. Fill out the Mindfulness Survey here Support the podcast on Patreon here Schedule a free 30-min Life Coaching consult with Glenn here

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0:00.0	Infants calling colab. Come in colab. Infants calling colab. Come in colab.
0:10.0	This is colab. What is wanted?
0:15.0	Infants having been curious and playfully engaged in all things desire further whatever you got for me
0:24.0	by revisiting some of my favorite mini-sodes and something something about a veil.
0:29.0	Keep on listening to that and your request shall be granted all for the greater good.
0:36.0	It's all about the greater good.
0:38.0	A greater good.
0:40.0	Uh, bald! The Lord said to the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith,
0:45.0	you shall not have sex with that infant.
0:48.0	Hello, Joseph said, why not, Lord? Oh, why not?
0:54.0	Lord said, if you lay with that infant, you shall burn in the fiery bids of Mordor!
1:04.0	Really?
1:06.0	Uh, uh, uh.
1:09.0	You're making things up again, Arnold.
1:13.0	Directly warping the words of Jesus. Can't you say what we want, Arnold? Come on, Hobbes!
1:20.0	I'm making things up again, kind of.
1:26.0	But this time it's helping a dozen people.
1:29.0	It's nothing so bad because this time I'm not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?
1:36.0	No!
1:38.0	This is Infants Anthros.
1:41.0	Mini-sode.
1:44.0	Welcome back to Infants Anthrones.
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