Ep 78: Molly and Bugles
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2016
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Dave Holmes. |
| 0:01.5 | Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show the pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:09.3 | Now, by the time this airs or downloads or whatever we call it when it's a podcast, Donald Trump will have selected a running mate. |
| 0:18.4 | Probably in a live televised event, |
| 0:23.0 | sponsored by Frito Leigh and Miller Lights. |
| 0:29.8 | We don't know who the person is, but there is a 90% chance that that person will write YOWU when he means YOU-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-R-E. |
| 0:31.9 | That's all I know. |
| 0:32.8 | You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that is going through a bunch of shit right now and just needs a fucking cuddle. |
| 1:04.0 | From Josie Long's romance and adventure and Hattie's running a bath podcast, she's actor and stand-up Hattie Ashdown. |
| 1:09.8 | Hello, Hattie. |
| 1:10.5 | Hello! How are you? I'm white. I'm white. You are white. I'm fine, thank you. |
| 1:17.0 | Good. I've been very British. I'm drinking a cup of tea and everything. Oh, fantastic. |
| 1:21.1 | Nice. Well done. How is it over there right now? Well, as we, Brits, always like to just talk about the weather. |
| 1:28.2 | The weather's a bit wet. |
| 1:30.1 | And we've got a new Prime Minister, I think. |
| 1:32.8 | You think. |
| 1:33.4 | Has that been confirmed? |
| 1:34.6 | I think we're currently under no rule whatsoever. |
| 1:37.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:37.6 | We can do it like that. |
| 1:38.6 | We are anarchy. |
| 1:39.6 | We are anarchy at this moment as we speak to you. |
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