For those who had more important things to do last night, like clip your toenails and make little

patterns out of the clippings on the bathroom floor while singing every word of bohemian

rhapsody to yourself under your breath. Maybe I'm the only one who does that. But anyway,

here's a quick summary of the Democrat debate as told to me by someone who actually wasted his time

watching it. The candidates, including a daughtery-nulled man, a make-believe Indian, a hit-and-run driver,

another daughtery-nulled man, this one a freaking communist, two gay cats, one of whom even comes

right out and admits it. Plus, a screechy cat-like female who wants to put everyone in jail,

gathered before a tank full of their fellow Democrats, aka journalists, to be asked such tough

questions as, where did you get that lovely dress Elizabeth and don't you just hate that

darn old Donald Trump? As you might expect, sparks flew, especially when I stuck my finger in

the electrical outlet, trying to make the entire experience stop. For me, the highlight of the debate

came when Beto O'Rourke was asked by Anderson Cooper, who by the way is yet another gay guy,

what's the matter with these Democrats? Don't any of them like women? Women are so pretty and

soft and they smell so great. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the gay guy asked the hit-and-run guy,

what if people don't want you to take their guns away? Here is Beto's response verbatim,

quote, if people will not surrender their guns, there will be serious consequences from law

enforcement, who will storm into the homes of America's approximately 100 million heavily armed

law-biting citizens and just wipe those suckers out so there won't be any Republican voters left

because they'll all be dead, dead, dead. Ha, ha, ha, ha, unquote. All right, maybe that wasn't what he

said verbatim, but it was kind of hard to hear him over the sound of Donald Trump laughing.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin Show.

All right, we're still here in Grand Rapids, Michigan after giving a speech to the Acton

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