Video game company Blizzard Entertainment is trying to win back fan support after it came under fire for banning a gamer who cheered on the Hong Kong Freedom Fighters.

The company released a statement saying, yes, it was true, it had abandoned every principle of decency and political morality for profit.

And yes, it had betrayed the cause of liberty in order to bury its fat corporate face and piles of vioan, like a giant hog looking for truffles.

And yes, no gamer with even a moderately active conscience would ever consider spending money on one of its products ever again.

But never mind all that, they'll be bringing out a new version of Diablo.

So, hooray.

Diablo IV, this time we suck, will be released in time for Christmas in order to squeeze every single penny out of any gamer so mired and moral slime, he would think of buying it.

The new game follows the journey of the hero Crap Heart, who fights for the forces of good unless there's money to be made, then screw it.

Crap Heart's enemy is the evil demon Diablo, who is unleashed in unholy conspiracy to give people in Hong Kong human rights.

Even though they're wonderful Chinese overlords, treat them so kindly, it's impossible to imagine why they would even need human rights.

In the final battle, Crap Heart and Diablo meet in the skies above the Great Wall and are about to come to blows when Diablo offers Crap Heart a couple of bucks and the hero goes home figuring what's the use of fighting evil if it's just going to offend people.

And anyway, look how much money I made.

Blizzard says it will also team up with the NBA and NFL to create the new sports franchise, CalTal like a bitch, in which players kneel on one knee during the American national anthem to demonstrate their political courage in the face of absolutely no consequences and then kneel on both knees to apologize to the tyrants of Beijing, lest they lose even a single paycheck.

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