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MacArthur, I'd Congressman Adam Schiff says in order to stop Donald Trump from violating

every sentence in our constitution, he must violate every sentence in our constitution.

In an address to the American Association of Solus Weasels, Schiff said, quote,

Donald Trump is a threat to everything we hold dear as Americans and in order to stop

him, I must destroy everything we hold dear as Americans. Trump has repeatedly shown

his disrespect for every single one of the principles I'm about to abandon and continues

to hold himself above the laws I'm in the process of breaking. Therefore, in order to end this

threat to our way of life, I have to completely eradicate our way of life.

Unquote.

After announcing the opening of a Make Believe in Peachment hearing, Schiff began interviewing

witnesses in a locked room in the basement of the Capitol where no one could hear their

testimony, though Schiff said he would release appropriate bits and pieces of it to the

New York Times because, after all, if you can't trust the New York Times, who can you trust

besides everybody else?

Though Republicans and other reliable witnesses were not allowed into the interrogation room,

a janitor wandering by the door heard loud screams of agony followed by Schiff shouting,

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