Democrat presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is now saying she was fired from her first job

by genocidal white males who didn't want a pregnant transgender homosexual to bring another

Native American into the world. At a speech before the National Association of Outrageous Penders,

Warren said, quote, in those days, people just assumed if you were married in pregnant,

you must be a woman. And so at first my employers were happy for me and through me a big party where

I was given many presents, including a plus solar system mobile that spun around to the tune of

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. But when I announced that I identified as a man and was only sleeping

with my husband because I was homosexual, the work atmosphere began to darken. Then when I went

to my employers and explained that my child would be Native American and that therefore they had

to turn over their houses to him because the white man had burned the village where my mom-mom and

pop-off had their T.P. their whole attitude changed. I began to suspect I was a victim of discrimination

and two security guards grabbed me under the arms and carried me off the premises throwing the

solar system mobile after me so that I lay sprawled in the parking lot tangled up in plush toy

planets playing a tinkly tune. That's the way men of color with vaginas used to be treated in this

country. So I dedicated my life to bringing about change for spectacularly privileged white women

who chose to stay home with their children while their husband supported them and then

gained their ways into elite universities by pretending to be oppressed minorities.

And today, it's possible one of them could become president.

Unquote. CNN responded to Warren's speech by staging a 17-hour town hall celebrating

mentally ill parents who dress their white six-year-old sons as Indian women so the boys can grow up

to be tolerant adults who hang themselves. Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Clevon and this is the Andrew

Clevon shop.

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