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Democrat Congressman Wiley Coyote has announced a new plan to impeach the president. According

to Congressman Coyote, the plan arrived yesterday from the Akmi impeachment company, and this

one he says is guaranteed to work, unlike the last 20 impeachment plans which the Congressman

admits could be said to have backfired, leaving his face blackened and his smoking hair standing

on end. As the congressman told CNN reporter Porky Acosta, quote,

I know I said the same thing about Russian collusion, and when that ended up doing nothing

more than exposing the corrupt Obama officials who cynically misused the nation's intelligence

resources for the most partisan political purposes, I felt as if I was looking down to find I

had run off the edge of a cliff and that I then plunge suddenly through endless nothingness

until my body disappeared from view, and there was nothing left of me but the small puff

of dust that represented my smashing into the earth that terminal velocity while the president

escaped my clutches yet again. And yes, it's also true that the Stormy Daniels controversy

ended in embarrassment when the lawyer we had lifted up as a hero who was indicted for

corruption, and James Comey's firing turned out to be nothing but the fair and legal removal

of a sanctimonious power madloon. And in fact, every time we've tried to drop some scandal

on this president, it winds up plummeting down on my own head while I try uselessly to protect

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