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The left has hit on a brilliant new strategy. It's called selling bad ideas through child

abuse. Left-wing activists Connie Hartless extolled the new strategy to a meeting of beneficiaries

of left-wing policies who were living in tents under the Manhattan Bridge. Miss Hartless

said, quote, I don't know why we didn't think of this before. All these years, we've been

trying to seize people's guns and take over the economy through spedding panic about

violence and climate change among adults. We miss the obvious flaw on that plan. Adults

have fully developed brains and the capacity to reason. But children can be easily terrorized

by our propaganda and then use the spokespeople to spread that terror to others.

Unquote.

When asked about terror, whether, when asked whether terrorizing teenagers into pushing

gun and climate panic wasn't a form of child abuse, Miss Hartless said quote, what sort

of evil right-winger would pick on these poor children when they're clearly being abused

for political purposes? Instead, we should be celebrating the courage of those children

who have overcome the fact that they're being abused by climate change activists in

order to become spokespeople for the climate change activists who are abusing them.

Unquote.

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