Ep 768 – Infant Christmas Gifts P2: Zelph on the Shelph

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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For the second gift of Infant Christmas an Infant gave to me, a re-birthed mini-sode from 2014 called: “Zelph on the Shelph.”

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0:00.0	For the second gift of infant Christmas, an infant gave to me a rebirth mini-sode from
0:11.2	2014 called Self on the Shelf.
0:15.6	This is Infants on Throws.
0:20.0	Mini-sode.
0:27.7	Do your kids love the Elf on the Shelf?
0:31.8	Wish you could manipulate, use it to influence your kids all year round without using the
0:37.1	double magic of Santa or that blasted button of the Elf.
0:44.4	I just like to smile, smile is my favorite.
0:46.4	Well, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Mormons, in association with Deseret
0:52.2	Book and Bonneville Communications has the answer for you with Self on the Shelf.
1:02.1	Yes, Self on the Shelf.
1:05.1	You don't need to use the Invisible Holy Ghost to get your kids to do what's right.
1:09.4	Give your kids something tangible to be afraid of with.
1:12.7	Self on the Shelf.
1:14.0	But who's Self?
1:16.8	Good question.
1:17.8	Self was a white Lamanite warrior.
1:21.3	That's a Lamanite.
1:22.9	Honey, remember from Sunday school, Lamanites are the bad people that descended from Lehigh
1:28.4	and were cursed with dark skin for being wicked.
1:31.3	It's not racist.
1:32.3	Who's Lehigh again?
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