For the first gift of infant Christmas and infant gave to me a rebirth episode from 2014

called the Christmas Jesus and stuff.

Dear Lord, baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the South call you, hey Zeus,

Dear Lord, baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip.

We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg and it smells terrible

and the dogs are always bothering with it.

Dear tiny infant Jesus.

Hey, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby.

It's a bit odd and I've put into pray to our baby.

Well, look, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace.

When you say grace, you can say to ground up Jesus or teenage Jesus or bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dear tiny Jesus, you're golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat bald-up fist pawners.

There's a man he had a beard.

Look, I like the baby version the best. Do you hear me?

Freaky. Finish the damn grace.

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says like,

I want to be formal but I'm here to party too because I like to party so like my Jesus to party.

I like to think of Jesus like with John Ego's wings and singing lead vocals for Leonard

Skinnerd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk.

Hey, Cal. Why don't you just shut up?

Yes, ma'am.

This is infant son Therese.

...