Joe Biden is trying to firm up his support from black voters, Biden so far leads the

Democrat presidential pack in black support because black voters aren't really paying attention

or they'd vote for Donald Trump.

Recently, however, the media, hoping to push a more radical Democrat like Elizabeth Warren

or Nicholas Maduro, has been trying to undermine Biden's black support by pointing out that

he's old-fashioned in his approach to race relations.

For instance, at the recent debate, Biden said black parents needed to learn how to teach

their children more vocabulary words by making sure the kids were listening to the radio

and the record player.

So they could laugh and learn along with the Abbott and Costello show and hear good music

from Bing and Dynasore instead of that gall darn rap stuff that rots their dad-gun brains.

Journalists think this is old-fashioned because they feel modern black parents should

instead have children out of wedlock, accuse the police of racism so their neighborhoods aren't

patrolled and then become outraged at white people for something that happened before

any of them were born so that rich white liberals will be able to blame conservatives while

doing nothing to help anybody and sipping Shardinay.

Hmm, Shardinay.

Biden tried to reestablish his street cred with black voters by telling a story about how

he once faced down a black gangster named Cornpop.

Cornpop had a razor that he soaked in water to make it rusty and Biden had a length of

chain.

And when the dust settled, Cornpop lay dine on the ground while all the other gangsters

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