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Slack.com slash DHQ. The New York Times, a former newspaper, has set off a bombshell with

a new report of completely unsubstantiated rumors of yet another absurd sexual allegation

against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. The report of the factually empty gossip

was such a bombshell that it blew several times reporters out of the newsroom and into

a vast darkness of journalistic malfeasance where they floated desolate in a soul-destroying

moral vacuum along with most of the times editorial staff.

According to the allegations, someone said, someone said something about something else,

someone might have said about Justice Kavanaugh. No, wait, sorry, that's a James Taylor song.

No, wait, that's actually also the New York Times piece, although the times did not supply

the lifting melody or soulful blue slash country vocal stylings of Mr. Taylor at his extraordinary

artistic peak. The time story alleges, and I'm not making this up, that some guy saw Kavanaugh's

friends push Kavanaugh's penis into the hand of a woman at a party at Yale. The penis

was later returned to Mr. Kavanaugh by his friends who said they'd only barred at his

a prank. The allegation was alleged in an alleged book by some alleged reporters for the

Times and alleged newspaper, but in the book, the woman in question says she has no memory

of the incident, a fact that was left out of the original Times story, which is both an

astounding act of corrupt journalistic malpractice and standard operating procedure at the Times.

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