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Slack.com slash DHQ. The New York Times, a former newspaper, has set a new record for

the most shameless distortion of the truth ever packed into a single journalistic sentence.

In commemorating the attack on the United States on 9-11, the Times tweeted out a sentence

from their news story saying, quote, 18 years have passed since airplanes took aim and brought

down the World Trade Center. The Times story had an immediate effect. Assistant head of Homeland

Security Richard Tracey announced the department would change its policy, saying, quote,

up until now, we were investigating any young men who were named Mohammed more than three

times and who blamed their crap hole countries on everyone but themselves and who therefore

go around randomly murdering people who have nothing to do with anything. But now that we

realize it's the actual airplanes the target of the buildings, we're centering our investigations

on suspicious flying machines, especially if they have those weird grins painted on the

nose cones. I just find those really creepy. All this time we thought we were dealing with

the medieval religious philosophy that has threatened the existence of the West for over

a thousand years and kept entire regions of the earth in theocratic religious suppression

and poverty. But now we finally realized it's the planes. Thanks New York Times and please

renew my subscription, unquote. The Times took the tweet down after being ridiculed as

lying buffoons, but woke reporters at the ex-news paper celebrated the new distortion record

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