John Bolton has either quit or been fired as national security adviser, depending on

whether you believe Bolton, who tells the truth about everything even when it costs him

his job or Trump who just makes stuff up all the time.

Bolton and Trump had long been known to have serious policy differences.

Trump, for instance, wanted to invite Taliban negotiators to camp David for peace talks,

whereas Bolton wanted to invite Taliban negotiators to camp David for peace talks, then

drop out of the rafters with a K-Bar combat knife, slit their throats, and urinate on their

writhing bodies as they died.

In a similar way, the president wanted to go on a joint club vacation to the Grand

Bahamas with Kim Jong-un so that the two leaders could drink my ties on the beach, enjoy

the musical styling to the local Gumbai band, and dance the night away until Kim agreed

to get rid of his nuclear weapons.

John Bolton wanted to invite Kim on a joint helicopter ride, then dangle him out the

open door until he agreed to shut down his missile program, then drop him anyway to see

if he really made a sound like a watermelon when his fat little body hit the ground.

The policy differences apparently became too difficult to deal with after Trump requested

a meeting with the president of Iran and Bolton called in a nuclear strike on the Oval

Office.

Bolton then either tendered his resignation or was fired, depending on whether you believe

Bolton or are a gullible fool.

Trump has begun making calls to possible Bolton replacements.

He asked retired lieutenant General Keith Kellogg to come in for an interview.

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