campaign worker Mo Finderbinder has been drummed out of the Democrat party after old tweets surfaced

in which he suggested Democrats should quote, mind our own business, unquote.

In a series of tweets that were dredged up by reporters at the New York Times, a former

newspaper, Finderbinder said, quote, it always seems like we're telling people what they can

eat, what they can say, even what they can think.

Maybe we ought to just leave people alone in mind our own business, unquote.

DNC Chairman Tom Perez said he was shocked to hear such opinions coming from a Democrat.

He demanded Finderbinder immediately clean out his desk, take off his clothes, and walk

naked down Main Street while mobs of peasants hurled raw fruit at him, like in that scene

in Game of Thrones where they pasted Queen Cersei's head on some other woman's exceptionally

hot naked body.

Perez said the party was currently searching for a hot woman to paste Finderbinder's head

on in order to get the proper effect.

Finderbinder tried to salvage his career by issuing a video of himself weeping and whipping

himself with a scourge of thorns while he apologized, but the apology fell on deaf ears

after the Times unearthed more tweets expressing such sentiments as, quote, live and let live.

It's a free country and reasonable people will disagree, unquote.

CNN scheduled a seven hour town hall in which Democrats gathered to denounce Finderbinder,

Kamala Harris, for instance, issued a statement by writing it in the sky with black smoke

from her broomstick.

The statement said, quote, to allow people to form their own opinions is not who we are

as Americans.

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