Voldemort believed in the green light, the orgasic future that year by year recedes before us.

You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club, born back ceaselessly, into the past.

Professor?

Yes, Harry.

Do you think we're going to have to go into the lake?

Into it?

Only if we are very unfortunate.

You don't think the Hawkecks is at the bottom?

Oh no.

I think the Hawkecks is in the middle.

And Dumbledore pointed toward the misty green light in the center of the lake.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

And we are moving ever more quickly toward the end here of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

This week we are reading chapters called The Seer Overheard and, to borrow a phrase of

Alex's, the bu-b-b-b-b-b-b-mother fucking cave. A lot of spolunking in this chapter. Yeah, it's just all

spolunking. Spillunking is a disgusting word. Have you ever been spulunking? No.

I have.

I know.

I didn't get into anywhere near this much trouble in a cave.

You got really dirty.

I remember when you went spulunking and you came back and it was with a bunch of friends for a bachelor party of all things and you all came and you all came and showered in our house and literally ruined our tub.

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