Ep. 76—Albus in the Underworld

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Cave of wonders? More like cave of horrors! This week, Trelawney hides her empties, Malfoy gets his magical carpentry credentials, and then, you know, they go to LITERAL HELL. This underworld has everything: zombies, a glowing green cocktail made of nightmares, a truly messed up boat trip, the blood of a beloved teacher. Plus: You know what? No. That’s enough. This week’s chapters: The Seer Overheard & The Cave Next week’s chapters: The Lightning-Struck Tower & Flight of the Prince

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0:00.0	Voldemort believed in the green light, the orgasic future that year by year recedes before us.
0:07.3	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club, born back ceaselessly, into the past.
0:14.3	Professor?
0:15.6	Yes, Harry.
0:16.9	Do you think we're going to have to go into the lake?
0:20.6	Into it?
0:21.6	Only if we are very unfortunate.
0:25.6	You don't think the Hawkecks is at the bottom?
0:28.6	Oh no.
0:29.6	I think the Hawkecks is in the middle.
0:33.6	And Dumbledore pointed toward the misty green light in the center of the lake.
0:39.7	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:41.3	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:43.0	And we are moving ever more quickly toward the end here of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
0:51.3	This week we are reading chapters called The Seer Overheard and, to borrow a phrase of
0:58.0	Alex's, the bu-b-b-b-b-b-b-mother fucking cave. A lot of spolunking in this chapter. Yeah, it's just all
1:05.3	spolunking. Spillunking is a disgusting word. Have you ever been spulunking? No.
1:11.2	I have.
1:11.9	I know.
1:12.5	I didn't get into anywhere near this much trouble in a cave.
1:15.6	You got really dirty.
1:17.2	I remember when you went spulunking and you came back and it was with a bunch of friends for a bachelor party of all things and you all came and you all came and showered in our house and literally ruined our tub.
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