A Hogwarts house divided against itself cannot stand. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast,

the Harry Potter Book Club for amateur historians. So first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is

fear itself.

Gryffindor!

And freedom is like a beautiful kite that can go higher and higher with the breeze.

And to all I say,

Hoppa pop!

That I welcome this kind of examination,

because people have got to know whether or not their president's a crook.

Well, I'm not a crook.

I've earned everything I've got.

Slytherin!

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

And happy President's Day.

We're going to do a weird thing.

And we're going to get underway pretty quickly here. So a couple of notes.

We are currently looking at a list, but Alex did this at a bar one time

with no list. So rest assured, I do not know this whole list in order, but Alex, he sure does.

Second of all, neither of us are, well, I'm really not a historian. Alex is self-taught. So those of you

who do this for a profession, and we know there are several of you who listen, send us

corrections and thoughts. But we're going to give this a shot, aren't we? We are going to sort

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