Ep. 77—The Assassination of Albus Dumbledore by the Coward Severus Snape

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

I mean … is there much more to say than that? It all goes down in the astronomy tower. Draco misses his chance; death eaters giggle stupidly; Harry sees something and can’t say something; Hagrid is invincible; and an unknown someone reveals a horcrux secret. Plus: I guess we know who the Prince is now, but really, how much bandwidth do we have to care? This week’s chapters: The Lightning-Struck Tower & Flight of the Prince Next week’s chapters: The Phoenix Lament & The White Tomb

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0:00.0	This is just to say, I have taken the horcrucks that was in the potion and which you were probably using to achieve immortality.
0:10.9	Forgive me. I intend to destroy it. It's so dark and so cursed. You are listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for poets.
0:23.2	You dare use my own spells against me, Potter.
0:27.8	It was I who invented them.
0:30.6	I, the half-blood prince.
0:33.7	And you'd turn my inventions on me like your filthy father would you i don't think so kill me then
0:42.7	kill me like you killed him you coward don't call me i'm hector i'm heather price right and i'm alex dallenberg and that was william Coward. I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:54.7	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:56.8	And that was William Carlos Williams.
0:59.6	It was super not.
1:01.3	If you were extremely online.
1:03.4	I tweeted a William Carlos Williams tweet, poem tweet about like the Trump Tower real estate deal.
1:09.6	And my dad thought it was highly original.
1:13.7	You didn't have the heart to tell him that's like...
1:15.6	He's like, this is a genius parody of William Carlos Williams.
1:19.1	Oh my God.
1:19.7	And you were like, dad, this is such a meme.
1:21.4	It's like, dad, this is...
1:23.3	There's actually a bot that retweeted it.
1:25.3	It can like tell if you're doing the William Carvis Williams tweet and it retweeted it. It can, like, tell if you're doing the William, Carvis Williams tweet, and it retweeted that.
1:30.9	So we should tweet this as the quibbler, and it will certainly.
1:34.6	Anyway, as you have no doubt realized, we are continuing to read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
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