More news continues to break in the case of Jeffrey Epstein, the multi-millionaire alleged

to have supplied underage girls to some of the most powerful former president's name

Bill in the country.

New York medical examiner Barbara Samson released her autopsy report declaring that Epstein

committed suicide by wrapping his hands around his own throat and slamming his face into

the floor of his cell repeatedly until he stopped struggling with himself.

Looney internet conspiracy theorist noted Samson kept jiggling her eyebrows as she spoke

in many conjecture.

She was sending a message in Morse code saying quote, I'm lying.

Epstein was murdered.

They're holding my family hostage.

Someone please call the police.

Unquote.

The M.E.'s office issued a statement saying the conspiracy theory was absurd and Miss Samson

just happens to have eyebrows that twitched in Morse code.

Attorney General William Barr meanwhile fired Sidney Blumenthal, the man temporarily in charge

of the prison where Epstein killed himself.

Blumenthal protested.

He did nothing wrong when he took Epstein off suicide watch.

And told the prison video cameras out for repairs gave the prison guards the day off for

a late Cinco de Mayo celebration and told Epstein's fellow prisoners if they said one word

to anyone they'd think Epstein got off easy.

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