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Slack.com slash DHQ. Elizabeth Warren has apologized to Native Americans

for pretending to be one of them from 1984 to shortly after announcing her presidential

run when she realized it looked bad to have lied about her minority status consistently

for the last 35 years. Traveling to Sue City under the impression it was a city full of

Sue, Warren spoke before the annual Native American conference on how to parlay American

racial guilt into casino contracts. Dressed in a feathered headdress and Buckskin jerkin,

Warren told the gathering, quote, my heart is sore before the eyes of the great spirit.

In my remorse, a single tear runs down my cheek like in that old commercial where the Indian

cries about pollution. The white man is stolen our lands, burned our tents, widowed our

women, and seized our very identity to wangle a job at Harvard Law School. I would take vengeance

on these intruders if they were not myself, which would make the whole experience very

uncomfortable. Instead, I come before you today to smoke the pipe of peace and say how,

as in how did I get away with this crap for so long?

Unquote. Dodging a hail of flaming arrows, Warren was asked about the fact she contributed

recipes to the powwow chow cookbook in 1984, listed her race as American Indian on her

Texas bar registration card in 1986, listed herself as a minority in the book of American

Law Schools until 1995, claimed to be a woman of color as late as 2012, and continued

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