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Slack.com slash DHQ. The website Slate has published a leak transcript of an emergency

staff meeting at the New York Times, a former newspaper. Times editor-in-chief, blithering,

provocation the third, oversaw the gathering where a mob of journalists ran a mock, demanding

to know why the ex-news outlet had run a headline about Donald Trump that was honest

instead of derogatory. Wearing balaclavas and wielding clubs, the shrieking swarm of

reporters threatened to do to the Times with they had done to Portland. If Mr. Third did

not do to Trump, would he have done to the Times? Namely, drag it into the mud and destroy

its reputation. In an attempt to calm the slavering

horde of J. School graduates, Mr. Third defended his efforts to keep the erstwhile newspaper

erstwhile and swore to continue to spend every last shred of the Times' bygone prestige

in an effort to diselect the man he calls, unpresident, Arngeman very bad. In a statement

released from under a desk, Mr. Third told the rioting correspondence, quote, never forget

this former newspaper won two Pulitzer prizes for covering a story of Trump Russian collusion

that didn't even exist, while simultaneously covering up an Obamac conspiracy to misuse

our intelligence services to overturn the will of the people. If transforming Democrat fantasy

into reality is not what this once great institution is here for, then my name is not blithering

for verification of Third. As the rampaging scribe set trash baskets on fire and beat

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