Ep 75: #STOPCARING

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bryan Cook, Carrie Poppy, Matt Kirshen and Ella Smith join host, Dave Holmes for underage drinking stories, awful Prince and Bowie covers and universe-crossing slash fic. Bryan Cook wants to plug Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction and recommends Welcome To Night Vale. Carrie Poppy wants to plug Oh No Ross and Carrie and recommends So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed. Matt Kirshen wants to plug Probably Science and recommends Jesse vs Cancer. Ella Smith wants to plug Hoff The Record and recommends My Dad Wrote a Porno. Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Beach Slang. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Riley Silverman. Special thanks to outgoing writer, Asterios Kokkinos! Edited by Christian Dueñas, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. We are coming to you the very day that Donald Trump has clinched the Republican nomination. It was official this morning. Oh, he did it. Well, he did it.
0:17.6	Yay.
0:18.0	Yay. Real quick question. How many of his supporters do you think type out defiantly when they mean definitely?
0:26.4	Oh, 100%.
0:27.1	100.
0:27.5	Yeah.
0:27.9	No fewer than 100%.
0:29.2	Also, if they do get definitely right, they think there's an A in it.
0:31.8	Yes.
0:32.1	100%.
0:32.8	I think a good one or two percent of them just eat the keyboard.
0:36.4	Yeah.
0:38.2	Yeah. Food?
0:39.0	You're listening to International Waters. playing for the country that likes its beer warm and it's women frosty. From last comic standing and probably science.
1:11.0	Welcome back. Matt Kirshan.
1:12.1	Hey, Dave.
1:12.7	You're an international water's favorite.
1:14.2	I am.
1:14.8	I've been on three times.
1:16.7	Wow.
1:17.1	That officially qualifies you as an international water's sweetheart.
1:20.2	I'm an English person who's available.
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