Ep 76: Distant Father's Day
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2016
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits British and American comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:08.5 | This is going out on Wednesday, the 15th, something like that. Just days after what happened in Orlando, it seems like every time I go into record, we're recovering from something. |
| 0:18.6 | And I usually don't address it. But I saw a video today of a vigil for one of the people who died who worked at the Harry Potter ride. |
| 0:26.7 | He'd worked a fucking roller coaster and went out to have a fucking drink and a twirl and got shot to death. |
| 0:33.3 | And so did many, many other people. |
| 0:34.6 | And there are still many, many people in the hospital. |
| 0:37.5 | And in times like this, |
| 0:40.2 | laughing and smiling and dancing and smooching |
| 0:43.5 | are fucking acts of political provocation, right? |
| 0:46.8 | So let's do that. |
| 0:48.0 | That's the only thing that we can do is have a fucking laugh. |
| 0:51.2 | So let's do that now. |
| 0:52.7 | You're listening to International Waters. |
| 1:21.7 | Music have a fucking laugh. So let's do that now. You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that is still trying to shake Piers Morgan like a whiny bout of flu. |
| 1:25.3 | From QI and live at the Apollo, she is comedian, Shappi Corse Handy. |
| 1:29.5 | And you're swinging by on your way to a show, right? |
| 1:34.1 | Yes, I have a show called Oh my country, beginning at the Soho Theater tonight. Oh, my God. That's some wordplay. |
| 1:36.2 | And so you're on your way there, so you're not drinking. |
| 1:39.8 | I'm not drinking, but you know what? When it's here, what can I do? |
| 1:43.0 | Yes. I'm a comedian, not a social worker. |
| 1:46.1 | Yes. |
| 1:46.8 | Put that shit. |
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