Ep 74: Starving and Horny

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Sara Benincasa, Hal Lublin, Paul Foxcroft and Gráinne Maguire join host, Dave Holmes for some sexually charged comedy quizzing with bonus hating on Burning Man and a ranking of which fast food chains have the smartest customers. Sara Benincasa wants to plug Real Artists Have Day Jobs and recommends WNYC's new stand-up podcast 2 Dope Queens. Hal Lublin wants to plug We Got This with Mark and Hal and recommends his wife's country music star comedy character Carter Parton Rodgers. Paul Foxcroft wants to plug his live Cariad and Paul shows and upcoming appearance at Improvaganza in Edmonton, Alberta. Paul recommends Otis Taylor's Recapturing the Banjo. Gráinne Maguire wants to plug her upcoming Edinburgh Fringe show Great People Making Great Choices and recommends Beyonce's Lemonade. Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave wants to plug his new book Party of One. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and U.K. comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. Before the show started, we were chatting away about British and Belgian chocolates and how we don't really have anything like that in the United States. What do we excel at besides opioid addiction?
0:18.5	Punching. Yeah. Okay. With good punchers.
0:21.3	I'll take it.
0:21.7	Taking over other nations and destroying them and then blaming them for their own problems, 50 years later.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:27.4	Behaving in general like a fussy toddler?
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:29.8	Yeah, absolutely.
0:30.6	Who can't take a nap?
0:31.7	Correct.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:32.5	Okay, great.
0:33.0	Good.
0:33.7	I feel better about us.
0:34.8	You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country whose capital just voted in a socialist Muslim mayor.
1:00.2	Oh.
1:00.6	Yeah, yeah.
1:01.2	I know.
1:01.5	I'm kidding me.
1:02.3	That's how much you don't want Donald Trump to visit?
1:05.8	Well played.
1:06.7	I love that.
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