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Slack.com slash DHQ. Hollywood has announced plans to deepen our moral understanding by

ruining all our favorite film franchises through identity politics, then daring us to protest

so they can call us small-minded bigots. The industry that brought us the casting

couch, the normalization of pedophilia, me too, you too, too-too, and Harvey Weinstein

too, says it will use its famous compassion-powered moral compass to ensure that from now on, not

a moment of entertainment will go by that is not chock full of mind-expanding diversity

intolerance for everything except differing opinions. President of the Motion Picture Academy

of Moral Rectitute, Jeffrey Epstein, made the announcement in an interview to a female

reporter with the Hollywood Junior High School Daily saying, quote,

Who does not feel a thrill of anticipation at seeing what we hear in Hollywood are about

to do to all your favorite movie heroes in order to ensure your moral betterment? For instance,

the new James Bond film, Thunder Ballas, will feature a transgender double-o-seven who spends

it was for those poor females to be brought to orgasm after orgasm by such a cruelly uncaring

world-saving spied. Then of course, the Marvel Universe will be reconstituted into the

moral universe, as such toxic masculine heroes as Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man are transformed

into homosexuals, women, and other whiny minorities who issue spectacular city-destroying

battles in order to lecture the audience about how racist they are for not paying 20 bucks

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