Ep. 73 - New Hampshire Sucks!
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2016
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying |
| 0:07.7 | a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is |
| 0:14.8 | to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut. |
| 0:22.0 | All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks |
| 0:27.9 | last subject to availability. The voters of New Hampshire have spoken. And what they've said is |
| 0:40.9 | this child like gibberish translated into a victory on the democratic side for |
| 0:45.0 | McKilsidec Google eyes a 1400 year old time traveler from the 1930s who stepped from his magic |
| 0:50.9 | police call box and promised to make America a second rate power again by imitating the economic |
| 0:56.3 | structure of a dying culture being an overrun by Islamic invaders. On the Republican side the |
| 1:01.7 | incomprehensible electorate punked for New York businessman fascistos disgustumon whose qualifications |
| 1:07.4 | include a vocabulary of one syllable words that everyone can understand even when they make no sense. |
| 1:13.1 | In his victory speech fascistos thanked his family, his agent, his co-stars, his producers |
| 1:18.2 | and the scientists who created him out of the body parts of hanged criminals. The results of the |
| 1:23.0 | primary indicate that New Hampshireites followed the theme of their traditional state slogan |
| 1:27.7 | live free or die and chose be trigger warning. I'm Andrew Clavin and this is the Andrew Clavin Show. |
| 1:39.0 | Nice country while it lasted guys. Nice country while it lasted Trump and Bernie win the New Hampshire |
| 1:47.4 | primary and listen you cannot blame you cannot blame the voters. It's the hero. There's a big |
| 1:55.4 | there's a big problem in New Hampshire with drugs and drugs are like that you feel great and |
| 1:59.8 | then you wake up and it's like I've voted for Bernie's I'm so sorry I voted. Ah well |
| 2:06.7 | listen nobody guaranteed that you were going to live in a country in prosperous country that's |
| 2:11.6 | doesn't come with life you know. In all seriousness or some seriousness I think something really |
| 2:18.1 | important happened last night I really do I think it was a game changing primary and so far in the |
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