Ep. 722: Smashing Slacks with Maddy Myers

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Maddy Myers (Triple Click podcast, deputy editor at Polygon) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of her fraught journey with her gamer chair, playing the keytar, Jesse's visit to see some therapy goats, and horny Garfield chat rooms.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	Oh, it's Jordan Jesse Gole. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.8	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:15.8	Ah, fuck Jordan, I gotta get something off my chest.
0:18.6	This is neither the time nor the place.
0:21.0	I will have no emotional honesty on this show.
0:24.5	Fuck, it's just that I don't see you a lot, yeah.
0:27.9	In regular life, at least in the pandemic or college.
0:33.5	And, uh, I just have to admit something to you and I feel really bad about it.
0:41.8	Oh boy. It's just a boy. It's really sounding like you're about to say you fucked my wife,
0:49.8	which will be surprising for multiple reasons.
0:53.4	For number one, you're unmarried. Number two, I can't get it up.
0:58.1	Yeah. I know. Weird, huh?
1:02.5	And yet you fucked my wife.
1:05.7	And yet, um, no, I mean, listen, uh, Jesse, if even if you did, um, fuck the wife that
1:15.1	I do not have yet, you get one.
1:19.0	Yeah, I'm working on it.
1:21.6	I got have schematics. I have, uh, I have newspaper articles connected with twine on a billboard.
1:27.2	I'm working on it.
1:29.4	Okay.
1:30.6	Working on that wife.
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