Ep. 723: Robots In This Guy with Blaire Erskine

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Blaire Erskine (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how she rescued her cow from the brink of death, the defunct rotating restaurant at LAX, and famous ducks on Instagram.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.7	Jordan Morris.
0:14.7	Out Dorsey.
0:16.2	I don't think this is. Now hold on Jordan. I had now excuse me Jordan.
0:21.1	Mm-hmm. Hi, am I talking to my friend Jordan or is there a new guy named Jordan that I'm talking to?
0:26.7	Same guy, new dude.
0:28.7	Wow. Because previously you were known for your rude toad.
0:33.2	Right. And now it's an outdoorsy toad. Okay. Tell me about how this happened.
0:39.2	Did you just get a... Do you mean that you got a polar fleece vest?
0:42.7	Oh. No. I've not gotten a polar fleece vest. I think I would...
0:47.7	You know, still in LA. So it's not the climate for polar fleece.
0:52.7	All right. I just... I thought I heard you say you were outdoors. Even it's fine. Go ahead.
0:56.7	No, no. I'm... I'm out Dorsey. Yeah.
0:59.7	I'm looking into getting the shoes with the individual toes. I'm looking into it. I'm...
1:04.7	Good enough. I'm pricing them. Yeah. I'll take that.
1:07.7	I'll maybe get some stretch pants. Not like leggings, but regular pants with a...
1:14.7	with a good amount of stretch in them. Oh, I do have a fitness tracker on every extremity.
1:18.7	Oh, good. There you go.
1:20.7	I have one on my neck. Uh-huh. Like a dog collar. Right.
1:25.7	One on each arm. Well, the one on your neck is to train you not to bark.
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