Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

Oh, it's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris boy detective. Jordan, I want to congratulate you because you on our zoom here and we're recording virtually

We're not we're not in the same room. There's a deadly pandemic sweeping the world

Uh Jordan on our zoom you are wearing a t-shirt for the popular Los Angeles area bookstore

Excuse me the popular New York area bookstore books are magic. It's a sweatshirt. So you were wrong twice

God damn it

Why do I even fucking do this man? Oh, you know what?

All right, Michael straight hands. All right, Michael straight hand in here. I'm out straight hands in

Yeah, at least knows to listen to his researcher. Okay, so you're wearing a sweatshirt. Yeah for the Brooklyn bookstore books are magic

I'm looking at it on the camera. It's glowing with magic. Yeah

Yeah, the sweatshirt is magic. I didn't know that when I bought it. I just thought it would you know be a fun

You know like momentum of a great store that I really liked going to it's got this kind of fun heavy metal font to it

um, but yeah, it's been giving me magic powers and

uh, it's been they've been nothing but nothing but trouble

Wow, so nothing but trouble. So you haven't a lot of people think this is a thing that a lot of people assume

And then I'm sure a lot of people are assuming this out in the audience is that if you get magic powers

It is as they say all to the good um, you know that is all of a sudden you can turn

Uh one loaf into many loaves one fish into many fish you can walk on water like famous

Famous historical petition Jesus Christ

You can wash the feet of the first wash the first mind freak they call them

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