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In Pride Month, gay people march down the streets and grotesque outfits that celebrate such

proud gay achievements as Saddle Massacism, Gender Confusion, and Exhibitionism. Gay people

who do not participate in Pride Month go to work to perform useful tasks and stay home

to nurture faithful relationships so they don't get to march until humility and decency

month, which is scheduled for after we're all dead.

Donald Trump celebrated the start of Pride Month with a tweet that said, quote, and this

is a real quote, as we recognize the outstanding contributions LGBT people have made to our

great nation, but also stand in solidarity with the many LGBT people who live in countries

that punish imprisoned or even executed individuals on the basis of their sexual orientation.

Gay activists immediately took issue with the tweet and called for someone to imprison

and execute them, lest they be seen to be agreeing with Donald Trump. They then blamed

Trump for his clever plan to incite violence against them committed by themselves.

Many companies also want in on the Pride business, Budweiser for instance has issued gay Pride

beer cups in the hopes that gays will relinquish their vaunted reputation for good taste and

drink Budweiser beer. Also, Adidas, because if they don't advertise to gay people who's

left and Listerine Mouthwash for reasons I don't even want to think about.

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