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Slack.com slash DHQ. Hollywood's most glamorous stars and other low scoundrels are banding

together to battle new anti-abortion laws in states they heard of once but never actually

believed existed. The stars say it's appalling that these laws forbid abortion even in cases

of rape, incest or a producer knocking up some starlet on the casting couch and then having

to actually give her the party promister because otherwise she might give birth and

sue him for child support. Hollywood producer Fairley Scabris in a statement made to the

three mirrors in his walk-in closet said, quote, Hollywood has the best moral compass because

it has compassion. Those are the immortal words spoken by Harvey Weinstein as he was trying

to get Roman Polansky off the hook for raping a 13-year-old girl. And of course, we no

longer support Harvey because he can't greenlight a picture anymore, but I'm speaking symbolically

about all the Harvey Weinstein's who are still out there and could end up in prison

if any of these abortion laws go into effect and make it impossible for them to deny they

did what they obviously did.

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Studio executive deeply Scabris, no relation to Fairley, issued a statement from an undisclosed

location saying quote, it's a woman's right to choose to get her employer out of a jam

by disposing of the evidence before his wife finds out how he's been casting his pictures.

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