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Slack.com slash DHQ. Washington is in an uproar and all a buzz and in a buzzing uproar, an

uproarious buzzing roar of buzziness about Robert Mueller's latest statement on the Mueller

report. Mueller said, quote, I come before you today to clarify my report by making vague

accusations and contradictory statements until even the things we thought we knew become

uncertain and the things that were uncertain become entirely incomprehensible.

Mueller then refused to take questions, saying that could only confuse matters because

he himself didn't understand what he just said. Democrats on the campaign trail reacted

to the statement immediately, Kamala Harris told reporters, quote, Mueller's latest statement

makes it absolutely imperative that we continue to distract people from the fact our policies

will destroy the country.

Unquote Joe Biden chimed in by telling a 10-year-old girl, my God, but you're beautiful and

you smell so nice, let me touch you. Unquote. And Beto O'Rourke repeatedly shouted, hello,

is anybody there into an empty auditorium. In the House of Representatives, Congressman

Jerry Nadler addressed a group of trolls who were carrying the great battering ram,

Grahon, to the Kingdom of Gondor, saying, quote, before Mueller clarified his report,

rendering it incomprehensible, we might have gone ahead with impeachment and thus torn

our party and our country asunder. But after his statement, that's still the plan. Now,

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