Things continue to be tense between Iran and the United States.

Iran's former leader, Ayatollah, I'm going to kill you, has now been replaced by Ayatollah

Homan, times do I have to tolya, I'm going to kill you, who has offered an olive branch

to the U.S., which the U.S. can put in an attractive complimentary vase while Iran sinks all

our ships. The Ayatollah has offered to make peace by bringing about the end of the world,

slaughtering all the infidels, installing the modi as president of every country,

and did I mention slaughtering all the infidels. President Trump has made a counteroffer

of kiss my ass, and how about I bomb you back to the Stone Age, which for you,

knuckleheads, is only about 20 minutes ago. Some negotiations are going well.

Democrats have expressed concern that in taking a hostile tone, Trump has abandoned the

carefully constructed Obama doctrine of dropping billions of dollars into Iran in the dead of

night, lying about it, then letting Iran build nuclear weapons, then lying about that,

until Iran becomes civilized, and joins the community of nations in the role of the nation that

destroys all the other nations in the hope of bringing about the end of the world.

The top Democrat of the House Armed Services Committee, Congressman Puelling-Poltrune,

said he was concerned that Iran might not like us if we didn't crawl on our knees with our

faces pressed into the dust, repeating the words, please like us, until Iran agrees to kill every last

one of us, but in a nice way. Meanwhile, Trump, National Security Advisor, John Bolton,

briefed key members of Congress while wearing a lion's skin, loincloth, and a spike in his nose

shaped like a nuclear bomb. Some congressmen said they found this intimidating, especially after he

detonated the bomb. Nonetheless, tensions do seem to have eased lately, as the president has

withdrawn our warships from the state of Hormuz and moved them into the Capitol building.

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