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A new poll shows most Americans want Congress to stop investigating the president and

return to their usual business of taking bribes in line. President Trump also hinted he might

be a little frustrated with the investigations when he met with Democrats yesterday, ostensibly

to discuss infrastructure and instead let screaming on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi so

that the two rolled around on the floor, punching one another in the face while articles

of clothing flew up in the air and words like pow and wham appeared in the background.

In the aftermath, Democrats announced plans to destroy half the universe using the stones

in the Infinity Gauntlet while President Trump threatened to fly his dragon over Chicago

and burn it to the ground. When they were informed they were operating in a complete fantasy

world while the country's real problems went unaddressed, both sides claimed that was

their actual job description according to the Constitution, though they did admit it

was the Constitution of the garbage planet, SACAR. Among the questions House committees

are currently investigating are how much patience do the American people have with meaningless

shenanigans if Russian prostitutes did not urinate on the president? Why not? And is it

obstruction of justice when the president's motorcade drives by the Capitol building and

Trump sticks his bare backside out the window as he goes by? So far these investigations

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