Democrats continue to toy with the idea of impeaching Donald Trump.

On the one hand, it seems easier than trying to defeat him in an election,

but on the other hand, there could be a lot of paperwork involved,

plus they'd have to find a place to park near the Capitol building.

Congressman Jerry Nadler was interviewed while he was hiding under a bridge in hopes of devouring

one of the three-billy goats gruff. And he said, quote,

we have fallen into a terrible imaginary crisis while voters just stand around

apathetically admiring their new jobs, where their new cars were the fact that they can now feed

their families. We need to make these people understand how hysterical I am,

or else we can't even begin to tear this country apart over nothing."

Unquote. Congressman Adam Schiff stood on the Capitol

steps, waving a sealed envelope and telling reporters, quote,

I have in this envelope absolute proof that Donald Trump colluded with the Russians,

and if he didn't collude with the Russians, he obstructed justice,

and if he didn't obstruct justice, he said, races with fine people,

and if he didn't say races were fine people, then why am I standing here waving this envelope?

Unquote. How Speaker Nancy Pelosi remains uncertain on the matter of impeachment,

and an statement made to the statue of Sakha Jawiya in the Capitol Rotunda, she said, quote,

the questions we have to answer as a nation are where am I and why is there a lipstick stain on my

forehead. Because before we can move forward with the matter as important as impeaching George W. Bush,

I need to know why I locked myself in the broom closet last week, and if not then, when.

Unquote. President Trump, meanwhile, is introduced to

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