Brother and sisters, we welcome you to the podcast and hope you will find joy in listening to the infants this day.

Those of you who are here to listen for your own edification, good on you.

For those... good on you.

for those here listening on behalf of deceased persons,

what the hell are you thinking?

They're dead.

They can't hear a damn thing or can they?

Brethren and sisters, if you are true and faithful to the things you hear in today's episode,

the day will come when you probably will rule over everyone because that's just how we roll.

The realization of these blessings is dependent on your ability to stomach the contents of this episode.

And listen to it all the way to the end, believe everything you hear and be indoctrinated by the

infants placing their scatter-brain thoughts and opinions above all else or else. for the infants shall not be mocked,

except when they do it to themselves

or when it happens without consequence in any other way.

If any of you desire to withdraw rather than press onward with this episode

and accept these things of your own free will and choice.

Then just stop the episode. I mean it's pretty easy, just press stop,

and no one's holding a gun to your head. This is infants on Thrones.

Baby steps.

You want someone to preach to.

The philosophies of men.

I like magical toys

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