Ep 70 – The The Streaking Samurai

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2014

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

What do you get when you take a figuratively humiliating undressing in front of a dozen basketball-playing missionaries, add in an even more humiliating literal undressing a few weeks later in an elementary school playground, mix it up with an obscene and somewhat racist Mexican Man, some fake excrement on a toilet handle, a missionary’s apartment keys in the beak of a dead crow, some Van Halen and MC Hammer, endless games of hearts, a tiny bit of backbone, and some sprained and bandaged wrists? It’s story-time with Glenn.

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0:00.0	Hey come.
0:01.0	Booger, Booger that, Booger that.
0:04.0	And he ain't wearing no clothes.
0:06.0	Oh yes, they call him the street.
0:09.0	But,
0:10.0	Boer, Boer, that's the thing on two feet.
0:14.0	He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy.
0:18.0	He gonna give us a pee.
0:21.0	This is infantsants on Thrones.
0:25.0	Minnesot.
0:27.0	Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Infants on Thrones. I'm
0:36.2	Glenn Oceland and you know I've really wanted to tell this story for a long time and
0:41.0	maybe I've told bits and pieces of it before but it's late and my
0:46.0	wife is away so okay this is my essay thanks for indulging me. The Streaking Samurai.
0:57.0	This is not what I thought it was going to be.
1:02.0	Those were my exact thoughts
1:04.0	as I was handing a Book of Mormon to the
1:06.0	outstretched hand of a plastic Colonel Sanders
1:09.0	outside of KFC.
1:11.0	A pretty common photo gag for super clever missionaries in Japan.
1:15.8	The picture with Colonel San, or Colonel Kyodai or Brother Colonel to some of the members in the
1:21.8	area who for one reason or another
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