Ep. 6 How to get free rent and smell great too
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2012
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
In episode six of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner tries to read through a sketch written by the intern Creepy Tom, but can't quite make it through. Lahna talks to Bruce Jingle about his experience bangin' a white chick, and she and Ralphie release part-two of the epic Ancient Sex Tales of the Ederly Tale featuring Burt and Dianne. The band featured this week is James Wallace and the Naked Light.
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| 0:00.0 | Today we've got somebody special that we've decided to interview. |
| 0:04.0 | This young gentleman has decided to share many stories of his life of abuse. |
| 0:09.4 | And we're so glad to have you here with us. |
| 0:11.7 | And thank you so much for coming. |
| 0:13.5 | Life is a tunnel. |
| 0:14.4 | And there's a lie at every, at the end of every tunnel. |
| 0:17.6 | But my tunnel is... |
| 0:21.6 | All right. |
| 0:28.3 | I understand you haven't had an easy ride. |
| 0:32.3 | Not at all. |
| 0:33.0 | My tunnel is... |
| 0:34.1 | It's so funny. |
| 0:35.8 | Can we get past tunnel? |
| 0:37.0 | Okay. |
| 0:42.0 | All right. There's nothing funny here, all right. This man has been raped. |
| 0:50.6 | Nothing funny. All right. Here we go. So I understand you haven't had an easy ride of things. Not at all. Life is not easy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 0:54.3 | Okay. |
| 0:55.1 | All right. |
| 0:56.1 | Wow. |
| 0:59.0 | So I really respect your positive outlook. |
| 1:03.4 | Please share with us a little more about... |
| 1:06.0 | My tunnel is... |
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