You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Walter Cronkite.

We're going to have a fun show today. My friend and fellow comedian

Mahashkahagi is joining me. We're going to talk about stock tips from comedians. We're going to talk

about social media. We might talk about a poo depending on how much time we have and back by popular demand

We're going to do animal news but before we get to any of that we should put out a word from our sponsor

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I'm going to introduce you properly in a minute,

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