You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I am your host,

Something's Off. And we're going gonna have a lot of fun today.

I've got Andrea Jones Roy on later.

She is a comedian and verified smart person.

We're going to talk.

We're also going to do Canadian news for you here in a bit. But first we need to give a shout out to our sponsor.

Something's Off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by Nick's Horseless Diner.

Nick's Horseless Diner has one single promise it makes to you and to every patron who enters

that big green awning.

Delicious food at a reasonable price and a fun atmosphere with absolutely no horses whatsoever. Horses are not only

allowed in the diner, they are certainly not used by the kitchen or waitstaff.

No donkeys, no mules, and certainly without question, no horses.

The management of Nick's horseless diner is so opposed to the concept of horses crossing

the threshold of eateries that it refused service to jockeys until 2014 when required to by federal court order.

Yes, siri, come to Nick's horseless diner for good food, good times, and a palpable dearth of ponies.

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Okay, if you're new to the program, that was probably a slightly confusing advertisement for Nick's

Horseless Diner.

To put that in context for you, last week our sponsor was Snuffies, which is a diner off Route 44,

where the wait staff rides horses.

That's their thing.

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