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The Political Orphanage

Ep. 8 | Puppy Grooming Licenses | Guest: Shoshanna Weissman

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Shoshanna Weissman, a rogue policy wonk at the R Street Institute joins Heaton to discuss the dumbest occupational licenses in the United States, many of which either involve corpses or flowers. Plus, updates on an America hero who chases down a perp from his riding lawn mower.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Dunkirk Heaton.

0:22.0

And we're going to have a great program today.

0:24.4

We're going to talk with Shoshana Weisman about how dogs have been dying in New Jersey,

0:29.0

what New Jersey's doing from a legal perspective to try and stop it and how it's probably going to screw

0:33.7

everything up that's coming up as well as some news on crime but before we get

0:39.5

into that we do need to give a shout out to our sponsors. So it's your third date and you feel good.

0:47.2

You look good. You've been working out. In fact, you might look better than you have in the

0:51.0

last five years. You're wearing a sharp suit, not too formal, but

0:54.5

smart, and you feel confident. And the woman across from you is beautiful. She's

0:59.9

beautiful and she's smart and she's laughing at your jokes and she's making you laugh.

1:05.1

The conversation has been constant, effervescent and effortless.

1:08.8

And you're thinking maybe those books on relationships you've been reading alone are going to

1:12.0

pay off. Maybe even that book on how to give better orgasms to your partner that too could

1:16.8

come into play and there's a reason you're thinking that it's your third date and

1:20.4

you're both in your 30s and at this point in your life people just

1:24.0

tend to be less coy about having sex plus and this is the real thing. Her

1:28.9

rather low-cut dress is a single bright red bra strap exposed to silky soft slinky Victoria secret red

1:35.6

bra strap and you don't want to be presumptive but you think maybe she's

1:41.4

wearing that for you. And maybe more.

1:43.4

This is not an accident that the bra strap is exposed.

1:46.0

Maybe this is not a devil-may-care slip which happened,

1:49.1

but rather a very intentional maneuver,

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