Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

Well Jordan, I built a fucking doghouse today, not to brag.

Hey, congratulations man, that's great. How are the dogs liking it?

They haven't visited yet. You got to trick him into it, but here's the point, Jordan.

Okay. I think you know that, well, I'm comfortable enough with a hand tool.

The reality is that I'm not going to measure twice just to cut once.

You don't have the time for that. What a fucking waste.

If at all. I mean, why measure what with your busy go-go life?

Yeah, God.

Just start cutting. Grab the saw. Start cutting. Given my busy go-go life,

it's amazing that I do anything else besides to go to the go-go.

It's just me in the backyard band jamming out there enjoying my and I go-go boots of course.

But here's the thing, Jordan. When I say that I built this doghouse, this is what I mean when

I say that. I just saw a doghouse for $15.00. They're garage sale. So I bought that shit.

I got two dogs. They'll probably like it. So why are we saying built?

Yeah. I mean, I just, well, first of all, it's a comic, it's a comic deception.

You know, it's a classic misdirection gag, which is where you say you built the doghouse,

but then later you say you just bought it at garage sale for $15.00.

But I did. Here's what I did do. My son Oscar was with me. I bought this garage sale doghouse

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