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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 690: Thicc Frizz with Niccole Thurman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Niccole Thurman (Shrill, The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the amazing accomplishments of kids that infuriated Jesse growing up, how Jordan hung on to paleontology as a dream job for a little too long, and how well the famous hunks of the 90's have aged.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:11.0

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.0

Jordan Morris boy detective.

0:17.0

Jordan?

0:18.0

Hmm?

0:19.0

And went to the flea market this morning. I'm very proud of myself. You know why?

0:22.0

Why?

0:23.0

I got that clothing rack on top of my car.

0:26.0

I like to transport clothing like you you've attached a special rack to the car.

0:31.0

Oh my God. That's the new thing that I'm doing. Yes. I'm gluing a clothing rack on top of my car and driving around like a retail store.

0:41.0

Like a cross between a retail store and one of those dinosaurs with the sale fin.

0:46.0

Like a just a JC penny that scoots around town.

0:50.0

Oh, I love it. No, I bought a giant clothing rack and I thought I could get it into the back of my I drive a station wagon Jordan.

0:58.0

You know this, but the audience might not know this. They could probably tell from my tone of voice.

1:02.0

But I I tried to fit it in the back of the station wagon, but it was much too big.

1:10.0

So I spent I'm going to say 15 20 minutes bungee courting it to the top of my car.

1:18.0

So you had bungee's on hand. I always travel with bungee's 1000%. Some people say always keep emergency blankets in your car. Always keep flares in your car.

1:28.0

I don't have any of those things just bungee cords. Well, if you get in trouble, just start shooting the bungee's.

1:35.0

What? We're pulling them like rubber bands up in the air. Someone will see them. Yes. Follow that bungee. They'll say.

1:42.0

If a fucking bear comes. Yeah, asshole hate bears. I as a kid, I had a real love hate relationship with bungees.

1:53.0

Because I as a fidgety person. Yes, bungee insanely insanely satisfying to play with. It's so fun to be with. I mean, this was the days before fidget spinners.

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