Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorn in the midst of a neighborhood council meeting.

Ha ha. Jordan Morris. Goat prude. Oh wow. So it sounds like we both have great stuff to present on this week's program.

This is gonna be a jam packed episode.

While I am recording this Jordan Jesse Go, I am also attending a neighborhood council meeting.

That is two things that apparently you can do it once because that's what I'm doing.

Multitasking. Yeah. It's really exciting. They're they're approving a funding resolution for helmets for a youth football program.

And I'm actually I'm multitasking too. I am recording this podcast and dickin' around on Instagram.

Ha ha ha ha. So we're both doing important shit. Yeah.

Jordan, what's this goat talk? Well, I just so you know me, I'm not I'm not even call me uptight.

Would you would that be a way you would describe me as a tiger? I'm like a chill so-cal bro.

Well, a chill so-cal dude. A chill so-cal dude. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like it's important to draw the extinction between dude and bro.

Yeah. Maybe that's something we can get into with our guest. Yeah. So you know, you know, I you know, I like a you know a blue a blue joke a raunchy joke.

So do you like a blue Christmas? Sure. Like a blue I love blue balls. I love going home sexually unsatisfied.

Yeah. If it's blue, I'll take it. That's my my general blanket policy for life. But I found myself kind of shocked at some at some ribald jokes recently. Wow.

And was really surprised at myself. I was really surprised at the reaction that I had and this with all these these jokes these these raunchy or rated jokes took place at goat yoga. Hold on.

What were these goats saying? Okay, as I mentioned before, he wasn't the goats Jesse. This was humans. Okay. Goats can talk though. You know that right. I know. And that's actually one of my complaints about goat yoga.

But yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, I think this is a story as old as time, you know, the real monster in this case was man. Thank you.

In a lot of the great stories, you know, Frankenstein and predator.

No, never mind. The monster was predator. Yeah. That's true.

But I had Frankenstein's a good example Frankenstein's a solid example. I don't need more fits Coral though. Sure. I guess in fits Coral though, you'd think the monster is a monster mountain.

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